Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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