____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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