I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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