Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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