Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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