I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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