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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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