so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
its liver damage thursday
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