quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
