What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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