now i know why i became what i already was.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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