just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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