don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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