My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My ass is underappreciated
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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