But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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