I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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