Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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