It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Come share oat with me in your robe
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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