Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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