i permit you to call me
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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