Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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