At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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