just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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