Christians are straight up FREAKS
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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