I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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