I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
