She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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