Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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