White coat. Heels.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
that's an acceptable place to lick
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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