she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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