Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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