maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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