why didn't you poke me back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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