I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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