Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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