Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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