normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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