you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Is it penis luge time yet?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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