Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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