At least make sure they are 18
Why
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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