whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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