..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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