Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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