he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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