porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She's not a foreskin expert like you
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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