I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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