can u get pink eye on your cock?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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