Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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