i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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