I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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