You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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