yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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