Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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