Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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