Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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