Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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