you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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